I don’t know who I am, only I am not who they say. On clear sky evenings, the Dog Star beckons to me. The sorrow birthed from its beauty, chokes the howl before it can erupt from my mouth.
Whispers of a forgotten kingdom among the stars of Canis Majoris occupy my dreams.
Beyond the Milky Way, the light of Sirius finds the eyes of a lonely Parisian female. She is my betrothed, the squeaky she holds in her mouth a symbol of our love.- Oscar Doggavins
The President solemnly walks into the situation room. On a lone bookshelf, he pulls back a first edition of “The Fellowship of the Rings,” activating a hidden mechanism for the top of the strategy table. The top of the table splits in half to reveal Ronald Reagan in a deep cryo-sleep. Obama removes the lid of his icy coffin, thrusting him into the present. “Agent 40, we need you. We have Russians.”
here. Have a gif of a cat dressed as a shark, riding a roomba, chasing a duck.
This is many things in 1 thing.
Bill Sienkiewicz - Thor
Hey guys,
This person here decided it would be a really awesome idea to light a flare in a moshpit leaving a girl severely burnt and disfigured. He has not come forward and police are still trying to find him. Share this photo around, if you recognize him please tweet AJ from Soundwave @iamnotshouting and/or contact the Sydney police immediately.I want every single one of you to reblog this. I don’t care if you live in America, Japan, Malaysia or England I bet you have Australian followers. Please reblog it. We want to find the fucker who hurt this girl.
Fuck this guy.
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L.A. Noire Gag Reel (by lessdan)